[KJC: 16/12/2017] The Whyre?

This edition is Short, but hopefully not sweet at all.

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Today we’re going to talk about Colonial History or as kids in Britain know it “Sorry, What?”

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As the Winter Olympics comes around and Russia’s doping scandal emerges yet again, people just want them to be contrite for what they did. And they are, they’re sorry they got caught.

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According to Wooody Allen, 80% of success is just showing up. The other 20 percent is the statute of limitations kicking in when you’re a pedophile.

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Give a man a mask and he’ll tell you the truth. Give 10 of them masks and they’ll go to a costume party and not even invite you.

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The question for Indian-American parents is simple: Send their kids to school in India where the teacher is absent some of the time, or send them to school in America where they might get shot.

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Man who decided to challenge Polyamory by deciding to marry himself, was really just lonely.

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And it is said that out of the darkness came something that was pure, something like light. Alas, none of this happened when he was looking for the tubelight switch, so she stumbled, fell and is now in the hospital.

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And in today’s edition of ironic ways to die: Man who loved snow, dies of frostbite. Icebathing it seems, is not a thing for a reason.

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They got married. What happened next didn’t blow their minds.

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I don’t like movies with time loops. They tend to get repetitive.

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