[KJC: 24/12/2017] The Whyre?

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Now let’s see why none of those things are true.

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Something about the dutch attracted them to them. Nothing about them attracted the dutch however. They were then colonised by the British instead.

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Your understanding of the solution will be greatly enhanced, if you know the solution beforehand.

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Love: the consolation prize when we couldn’t get a hive mind.

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Once upon a time people used to talk to other people and tell them how they felt.

Now we have stand up comedy.

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There are songs where you get to know which part of the world you’re from. The other day, I came across this song “I don’t want to go to bed without you” by Simple Plan et all. An Irish friend went “Oh, he’s pining for someone”. At which point, i wondered why, since he had his own bed.

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She didn’t want to go to bed without him. He didn’t either, he didn’t have a bed of his own.

More people have Social Mobility via their Gonads than their education system. This is the example of an affect heuristic.

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In their comedy, they always punched up. because while punching down, they were always reminded of how fat they’d become.

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Manhunt for person in Ukraine ends when he was found in Croatia.
In hindsight that’s why they couldn’t find him.

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All xe wanted was a place in his heart. All xe wanted was a slice of Pizza.
Xe was arrested for the weirdest accidental-murder ever.

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Do you know what Colonialism lacks? Color.

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The Stalker wondered if she and her would end up together. Could there be love Counterfactually?

Love actually: a movie with every person you’d expect would be in a romantic comedy and Everyone you wouldn’t at the same time.

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People start caring about the War in Yemen after Call of Duty: Yemen is released, and Steven Spielberg agrees to do a movie on it.

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