[KJC: 4th March 2018] The Whyre?

Truth: I’ve never lived in a pineapple Under the Sea. And here’s a set of disjointed lines I thought were funny.

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Studies have shown People who work fewer hours are more productive. Person who said they worked 0 hours because they infinitely productive, fired.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have a fever, then have some paracetamol.

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Time heals all wounds. Unless you’ve been shot in the stomach. Then you’re dead.

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Rationality is Understanding that Sexual Assault is bad because it inherently is.

Bounded Rationality is Understanding sexual assault is bad, because what if it was my daughter?

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A Rower is a person who goes to the Gym on their Rest Days.

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Dick’s retailers will now not sell assault rifles. I believe this is the only time in history that everyone should be encouraged to be a dick.

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Privilege is being on a higher rung in Maslow’s Hierarchy of needs and then complaining about the Floor space reducing.

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Studies have shown that thinking too much is harmful for us. I am glad to inform you that I am in the pink of Health.

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Obsessive Compulsive Lazy Megalomaniacs:

People who keep making plans and then never executing them. Basically my friends whenever we try to meet up over the weekend.

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Man who heard Nirvana’s “Come As You Are” goes to class in Pyjamas. Teacher, the only one of his peers to get the cultural reference lets him stay.

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